Pre-Order: Measure Twice Cuss Once by Ryan Daniels

Ever worked on a building site?
Discover what really goes on behind the hoardings…

After nearly thirty years working across the UK construction industry – as a tradesman, foreman, site manager, materials buyer and merchant – Ryan Daniels has seen just about everything. From unbelievable mishaps and unforgettable characters to laugh-out-loud moments that are almost too ridiculous to be true, this entertaining collection of construction stories brings together the funniest tales from life on the tools.

Packed with amusing illustrations and inspired by real events, these true construction stories capture the humour, camaraderie and chaos that make the building trade unlike any other. Whether it’s building site banter, unexpected disasters, ingenious problem-solving, or the colourful personalities found on every construction project, every page is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Whether you’re a builder, bricklayer, carpenter, electrician, plumber, labourer, site manager, apprentice, or simply someone who enjoys workplace humour, builder jokes, and hilarious true-life stories, this is the perfect book to dip into whenever you need a laugh.

A brilliant gift for anyone who works in construction, engineering or the skilled trades, or for anyone who enjoys funny stories, this collection celebrates the friendships, banter and unforgettable moments that make life on a building site so unique.

Warning: Contains colourful language, larger-than-life characters, and stories that prove truth really is stranger – and funnier – than fiction.